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Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Four pounds. GAINED. That is what you get when you deny me dairy, gluten, alcohol and sugar for 6 weeks. It’s official. God hates me. No one seems alarmed by this except me. I see myself investing in a lot … Continue reading

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Drug Suitcase

I’ve lamented the perils of online dating before on the ol’ blog, especially the treacherous waters where the OKCupid sharks circle hungrily around their prey. But this one…this one my friends…takes the cake. Now, because I’m a lady, I will … Continue reading

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Cumpleaños

I wanted a low key birthday since next weekend we are having a huge beach bash and things will inevitably turn into a shit show. So I went to Zumba, got TWO iced coffees from Starbucks before 12, mani/pedis with … Continue reading

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Dirty Thirty….ONE

I turn 31 on Saturday. I can’t believe I’m already one year deep into my 30’s. 30 has been pretty effing fantastic for me. I’m calmer, wiser, and funnier…and I traveled a ridiculous amount. Here’s one thing I haven’t accomplished … Continue reading

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