Tag Archives: birthday

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Posted on July 28, 2015 by erinparker75

Four pounds. GAINED. That is what you get when you deny me dairy, gluten, alcohol and sugar for 6 weeks. It’s official. God hates me. No one seems alarmed by this except me. I see myself investing in a lot … Continue reading →

Posted in Endometriosis | Tagged 30 rock, birth control, birthday, blood, chemicals, dairy, dian ginsberg, gluten, hormones, insomnia, liver, minastrin, nuva ring, orange goggles, parabens, sleep hygiene, sodium lauryl sulfates, sugar, the woman code, werewolf bar mitzvah | 2 Comments

Drug Suitcase

Posted on March 7, 2014 by erinparker75

I’ve lamented the perils of online dating before on the ol’ blog, especially the treacherous waters where the OKCupid sharks circle hungrily around their prey. But this one…this one my friends…takes the cake. Now, because I’m a lady, I will … Continue reading →

Posted in dating, My Life | Tagged arizona state, attorney, birthday, bulldog, concert, dates, dating, dog, drugs, e-pipe, edm, ex girlfriend, flamenco, guitar, latin, lawyer, long island iced teas, musician, okcupid, online dating, red flag, spanish | 20 Comments

Cumpleaños

Posted on July 23, 2012 by erinparker75

I wanted a low key birthday since next weekend we are having a huge beach bash and things will inevitably turn into a shit show. So I went to Zumba, got TWO iced coffees from Starbucks before 12, mani/pedis with … Continue reading →

Posted in My Life, unicorns | Tagged birthday, unicorns | Leave a comment

Dirty Thirty….ONE

Posted on July 16, 2012 by erinparker75

I turn 31 on Saturday. I can’t believe I’m already one year deep into my 30’s. 30 has been pretty effing fantastic for me. I’m calmer, wiser, and funnier…and I traveled a ridiculous amount. Here’s one thing I haven’t accomplished … Continue reading →

Posted in Austin, My Life, New Braunfels, Travel | Tagged 30, birthday, Charlie, float trip, river, unicorns | 2 Comments