Marissa: Can you have fruit after your surgery? I’m looking at recipes that I want to make.
Or does it anger the ENDO?
Me: as long as it comes with a side of meat
Me: seriously though. i can’t have fruit without protein
Marissa: So annoying!
Me: and i can only have berries
i shall give you a copy of my diet so you will always know
Marissa: Yes please! Then I can plan accordingly.
me: calm down. i just said i would.
Marissa: Ah, tonight Erin shall have the…sparkling water.
me: and a bowl of salted ice cubes
me: can you imagine if they took salt away? i would put on a wedding dress and jump off a bridge
Marissa: No you wouldn’t.
I would push you.
Because assisted suicide is on the list of what friends do.